CONSTITUTION CLASS • ACTIVE

WARMER
1701

U.S.S. WARMER • NCC-1701

"To boldly go where no warmer has gone before."
— Captain Joshua Armer, Conroe, Texas

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STARFLEET COMMAND • 2265 • PARAMOUNT OFFICIAL

U.S.S. WARMER
NCC-1701

A Constitution-class starship under the command of Captain Joshua Armer. Refitted with the latest warp core and phaser banks, ready for any mission in the final frontier.

1701
REGISTRY
WARP 9.2
MAX SPEED
442
CREW
U.S.S. Warmer NCC-1701 – Official Star Trek Constitution Class (Memory Alpha / Paramount)
SHIELDS AT 100%
CAPTAIN'S PERSONAL LOG

Stardate 2026.02.28

STARDATE 2026.01.15 • SECTOR 001

"The crew is assembled. Texas heat has nothing on a warp core breach. Ready to explore strange new worlds... starting with the next barbecue."

— CAPT. JOSHUA ARMER
STARDATE 2026.02.10 • NEAR VULCAN

"Logical decision: add more brisket to the replicator menu. The crew approves. Live long and prosper... with sauce."

— CAPT. JOSHUA ARMER
STARDATE TODAY • CONROE, TX

"This ship is fully operational. All systems go. If you're reading this, you're already part of the crew. Welcome aboard."

— CAPT. JOSHUA ARMER

CURRENT MISSIONS

Boldly going... one stardate at a time

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Explore New Worlds

Mapping the BBQ trails of Texas and beyond.

Priority One
⚔️

Seek Out New Life

Recruiting the best minds in the quadrant (and the best tacos).

Ongoing
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Boldly Go

Where no Texan has gone before... at warp speed.

Classified
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OPEN HAILING FREQUENCIES

Captain Joshua Armer is standing by for your transmission.

FREQUENCY 1701.0 • STARFLEET SECURE CHANNEL