U.S.S. WARMER • NCC-1701
"To boldly go where no warmer has gone before."
— Captain Joshua Armer, Conroe, Texas
A Constitution-class starship under the command of Captain Joshua Armer. Refitted with the latest warp core and phaser banks, ready for any mission in the final frontier.
"The crew is assembled. Texas heat has nothing on a warp core breach. Ready to explore strange new worlds... starting with the next barbecue."
"Logical decision: add more brisket to the replicator menu. The crew approves. Live long and prosper... with sauce."
"This ship is fully operational. All systems go. If you're reading this, you're already part of the crew. Welcome aboard."
Boldly going... one stardate at a time
Mapping the BBQ trails of Texas and beyond.
Recruiting the best minds in the quadrant (and the best tacos).
Where no Texan has gone before... at warp speed.
Captain Joshua Armer is standing by for your transmission.